The Imperium of Tritaria is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Tritus with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.61 billion Tritarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tritarium. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tritarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion Trentans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 170,313 Trentans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, school uniforms are compulsory, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Trentan battlesuits, and SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tritaria's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tritaria is ranked 294,221^st in the world and 11,425^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.