The Most Serene Republic of Troll Army4 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 502 million Troll Army4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Troll Army4ian economy, worth 3.47 trillion Troll Army3s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,904 Troll Army3s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", bombs make good ploughs, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Army4's national animal is the Troll Army3, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Troll Army4 is ranked 285,505^th in the world and 1^st in Troll Army for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.