The Colony of TRTHNBB Dispatches is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 4.739 billion TRTHNBB Dispatchesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant TRTHNBB Dispatchesian economy, worth 64.7 trillion Yodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 13,653 Yodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TRTHNBB Dispatches's national animal is the Yodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TRTHNBB Dispatches is ranked 159,687^th in the world and 1^st in TRTHNBB Parliament for Fattest Citizens, with 9.84 Obesity Rate.