The Free Republic of Truzipa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dominic Sevback with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.385 billion Truzipans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truzpian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Truzipan economy, worth 147 trillion Miuags a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,323 Miuags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,064 per year while the poor average 28,681, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truzipa's national animal is the Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yodleism.

Truzipa is ranked 42,219^th in the world and 17^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,898.19 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.