The Kingdom of Tweekia is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 50.691 billion Tweekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tweekian economy, worth an astonishing 12,205 trillion tweekish pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,777 tweekish pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime is a problem. Tweekia's national animal is the crack baby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tweekia is ranked 331,742^nd in the world and 17,833^rd in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -44.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.