The Monarchy of Ucancallmequeenbee is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Bee with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.019 billion Ucanserfics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Point Less. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Queenbeeish economy, worth a remarkable 5,718 trillion Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 211,643 Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 702,096 per year while the poor average 47,616, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, women often give birth before they can even get an abortion procedural form, Queen Bee has killer fashion sense, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ucancallmequeenbee's national animal is the Mountain Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Hedonism.

Ucancallmequeenbee is ranked 660^th in the world and 1^st in Sheol for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,991.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.