The Colony of UFFED33 is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.377 billion UFFED33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UFFED33ian economy, worth 360 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,493 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UFFED33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UFFED33 is ranked 91,895^th in the world and 1^st in United Fascist Federation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,276.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.