The Federal Republic of Unaufrfunds is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.59 billion Unaufians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 23.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unaufrfundsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion UnuDollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,286 UnuDollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-UnuDollar mansions, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime is totally unknown. Unaufrfunds's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unaufrfunds is ranked 35,263^rd in the world and 1,367^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 132,286.63 Standard Monetary Units.