The Republic of Unconsolable is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.031 billion Unconsolableans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The thriving Unconsolablean economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,710 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,151 per year while the poor average 21,413, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unconsolable's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Unconsolable is ranked 79,831^st in the world and 4,295^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,268.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.