The Allied States of Undertake28 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.376 billion Undertake28ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Undertake28ian economy, worth 213 trillion tails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,093 tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", enemy governments seem especially interested in Undertake28's election cycle, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake28's national animal is the cat.

Undertake28 is ranked 64,276^th in the world and 3,138^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,193.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.