The Allied States of Undertake39 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.398 billion Undertake39ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Undertake39ian economy, worth 236 trillion tails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,465 tails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Undertake39ian stage setups, even God cannot save you in Undertake39, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake39's national animal is the cat.

Undertake39 is ranked 72,042^nd in the world and 174^th in neck for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.