| Population | 1.017 billion |
| Capital | City of Śasanabhitti |
| Leader | Mister Balls |
| Currency | Doubloon |
| Animal | Aubade Boar |
The Grand Autarchy of Unfettered Evil is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mister Balls with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.017 billion Evil are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Śasanabhitti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.1%.
The all-consuming Evilton economy, worth 81.1 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,735 Doubloons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,968 per year while the poor average 15,024, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.
Citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty", and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unfettered Evil's national animal is the Aubade Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Unfettered Evil is ranked 305,866th in the world and 795th in Horizon for Nicest Citizens, with 0.84 average smiles per day.
Endorsements Received: 3 »
Irenima,
Oseao, and
Alainian Otters.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty".
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met.
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering.
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, for just a few extra Doubloons Evil can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in
Unfettered Evil, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
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Unfettered Evil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.

































