The Republic of Unified state is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-working population of 4.201 billion Unified stateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The Unified statean economy, worth 164 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 39,100 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified state's national animal is the parrot.

Unified state is ranked 165,702^nd in the world and 1^st in Unified States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 345 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.