The Ultra Racist Capitalist Land of United Racist Ducks is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by George Quackington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.214 billion Ducks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Racist Quack Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Duck economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion Racist Duck Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 263,336 Racist Duck Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,293,911 per year while the poor average 4,716, a ratio of 486 to 1.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. United Racist Ducks's national animal is the Racist Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

United Racist Ducks is ranked 1,156^th in the world and 8^th in Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,757.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.