The Incorporated States of United World Services is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.903 billion United World Servitors are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong United World Service economy, worth 411 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 59,673 credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 371,710 per year while the poor average 4,097, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Crime is a problem. United World Services's national animal is the bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

United World Services is ranked 253,227^th in the world and 12^th in Dispatchia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.