The Cruor Empire of Unknown Guardian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kshrlmnt Dion with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 38.711 billion Angels are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incognita. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Unknown Guardianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Blood rubies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 40,861 Blood rubies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, Unknown Guardian has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unknown Guardian's national animal is the Crimson wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way of Cruor.

Unknown Guardian is ranked 252,034^th in the world and 7^th in Unknown for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.