The Federation of Uno Alpha is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.727 billion Uno Alphans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mamaroneck. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Uno Alphan economy, worth an astonishing 11,089 trillion zollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 625,569 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Uno Alphan politicians, and the government spends billions to protect Uno Alpha from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime is totally unknown. Uno Alpha's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uno Alpha is ranked 3,812^th in the world and 151^st in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,433.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.