The Republic of Ur Alderney is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Father Deficiena with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.323 billion Ur Alderneyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aldur Town. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The thriving Ur Alderneyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion Urpounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,851 Urpounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur Alderney's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is English Muffinism.

Ur Alderney is ranked 21,762^nd in the world and 1^st in Now ware for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,304.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.