The Corruptocracy of Generic Cobbobbins is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Yellowtail Beavwery Johns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.42 billion Generic Cobbobbinsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bumg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The all-consuming Generic Cobbobbinsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,204 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 438,062 per year while the poor average 16,516, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, some say that Yellowtail Beavwery Johns can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Generic Cobbobbins's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Generic Cobbobbins is ranked 298,146^th in the world and 2,142^nd in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 1.14 average smiles per day.