The Apostolic Kingdom of Urcea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👑 King Riordan VIII with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.367 billion Urceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏙️ Urcepól. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Urcean economy, worth an astonishing 14,823 trillion Talers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 349,890 Talers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,780,007 per year while the poor average 10,560, a ratio of 263 to 1.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, and if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urcea's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ⛪️ Catholicism.

Urcea is ranked 4,621^st in the world and 4^th in Greater Ixnay for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,357.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.