The Federation of Uvalor is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Adam Cătană with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.992 billion Volsars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riacea. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uvalorite economy, worth a remarkable 2,011 trillion Tereses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,358 Tereses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children keel over while singing "Adam Cătană Gives Us the Water of Life", talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and Adam Cătană reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Soterician Malchiahism.

Uvalor is ranked 4,299^th in the world and 97^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 598.41 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.