The Dictatorship of Uvison is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.543 billion Uvisonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Uvisonian economy, worth 282 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 79,729 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and foreign visitors are wary of being kidnapped and swapped for military hostages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvison's national animal is the ostrich, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uvison is ranked 165,340^th in the world and 15^th in The Trout Essembly for Largest Populations, with 3.54 billion capita.