The Republic of Valaee is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning Cricket outside my window population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12 million Valaeeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The Valaeean economy, worth 555 billion Mini Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,265 Mini Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is relatively low. Valaee's national animal is the Cricket outside my window, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Valaee is ranked 28,285^th in the world and 3^rd in VTubers and Anime for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,725.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.