The United Socialist States of Krajakhstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Józef Klepeisz III with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.505 billion Krajakhstanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Güssing. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Krajakhstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,231 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, there's a bright dawn ahead for Krajakhstan, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krajakhstan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krajakhstan is ranked 3,255^th in the world and 63^rd in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 138.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.