The Pandas of Pandaland II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.987 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 7,507 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 500,963 Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 288,745^th in the world and 3,680^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 4.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.