The Federal Republic of Veliksaria is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Eugeni Durchenko with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.895 billion Veliksarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tystrand. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The Veliksarian economy, worth 290 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,228 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Baiting is a national sport, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Veliksaria's national animal is the Polar Bear.

Veliksaria is ranked 140,336^th in the world and 6,152^nd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 448.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.