The Atlantic States of Vit Nam is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Jussi Halla-aho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.038 billion Atlantians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perussalem. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vit Namian economy, worth a remarkable 5,044 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,077 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, tourists call Vit Namian beach towns "the fine coastline", truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is totally unknown. Vit Nam's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kanakesm.

Vit Nam is ranked 331,530^th in the world and 108^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.25 on the Bus Surprisal Index.