The Vaudeville Vagabonds of Vodkalla is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Effen Svedka with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.734 billion Vodkallians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grey Goose. The average income tax rate is 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vodkallan economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion fifes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,479 fifes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Conch Kingdom, jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and weather reports simply advise Vodkallians to 'look outside'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vodkalla's national animal is the swizzle stick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vodkalla is ranked 141,300^th in the world and 223^rd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,906.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.