The Bureaucrat of Vostokva is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.489 billion Vostokvans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Vostokvan economy, worth 40.7 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 16,371 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vostokva's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vostokva is ranked 292,655^th in the world and 4^th in The Official Fantasy RP for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.