The Dictatorship of Vulkan He stan is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed population of 4.533 billion Vulkan He stanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The Vulkan He stanian economy, worth 208 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,989 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime is moderate. Vulkan He stan's national animal is the Kitsune.

Vulkan He stan is ranked 267,834^th in the world and 8^th in Cadia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -8.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.