The VV of VV is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.123 billion VVians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient VVian economy, worth a remarkable 4,746 trillion Vuvuzelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,780 Vuvuzelas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VV's national animal is the Vink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
VV is ranked 18,574th in the world and 24th in belgium for Highest Average Incomes, with 168,780.88 Standard Monetary Units.
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VV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Transport.
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VV, all industry is owned and run by the government.
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VV, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks.
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VV, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
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VV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
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VV, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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VV, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
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VV, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms.
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VV, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
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VV, students are taught to count with all 9 fingers.













































