The Commonwealth of Waletopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Da People with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.66 billion Waletopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Waletopian economy, worth 82.6 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 31,054 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mouth-frothing Waletopian can be confused for a rabid Wolf, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waletopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GoodPeopleism.

Waletopia is ranked 186,794^th in the world and 5^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Populations, with 2.66 billion capita.