The Republic of Wall of Cake 249 is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cake population. The hard-working population of 669 million Wall of Cake 249ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Wall of Cake 249ian economy, worth 27.5 trillion walls a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,179 walls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 249's national animal is the cake.

Wall of Cake 249 is ranked 168,295^th in the world and 1^st in Rhodesian security forces for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,069.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.