The Republic of Wall of Cake 295 is a very large, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 205 million Wall of Cake 295ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Wall of Cake 295ian economy, worth 1.65 trillion liberal tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,061 liberal tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 295's national animal is the comrade.

Wall of Cake 295 is ranked 303,017^th in the world and 1^st in Crusades for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 875 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.