The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 82 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.143 billion Warrior of Utopia 82ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The very strong Warrior of Utopia 82ian economy, worth 84.7 trillion Monetary Units a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,537 Monetary Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 134,353 per year while the poor average 8,581, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 82's national religion. Crime is moderate. Warrior of Utopia 82's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin.

Warrior of Utopia 82 is ranked 270,727^th in the world and 4,354^th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.