The Incomprehensivly Strong Love of Weinerdog Appreciators is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marpete Deliotto with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.492 billion Weinerdog Appreciatorsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a smoking ruin. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weinerdog Appreciatorsian economy, worth 394 trillion Dachshunds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,448 Dachshunds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Marpete Deliotto more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weinerdog Appreciators's national animal is the dachshund, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dachshund Surpemacy.

Weinerdog Appreciators is ranked 29,607^th in the world and 2,047^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.97 law-abiding acts per hour.