The Queendom of Westerotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth Q Lemonade with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.936 billion Westerotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Westerotopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,042 trillion cubits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,313 cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the Westerotopia Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. Westerotopia's national animal is the High Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westerotopia is ranked 289,744^th in the world and 11,303^rd in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.36 kickbacks per hour.