by Max Barry

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Westwind was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 168
Largest Populations: 1,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,062ndMost Influential: 1,302nd
The Crimson Kingdom of
“Better People...Better Food...Better Beer!”
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Political Freedom

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Population33.448 billion


AnimalDream Dragon

The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Westwind with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working population of 33.448 billion Westwindians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,939 Equiliants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,266 per year while the poor average 16,587, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Future leaders of Westwind regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the Westwindian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 88,109th in the world and 3,313th in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 37.17 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Populations: 1,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,062ndMost Influential: 1,302ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,417thFattest Citizens: 5,273rdHighest Economic Output: 5,522ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,385thBest Weather: 13,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,419thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,158th
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 101st in the regionFattest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 336th in the regionBest Weather: 350th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 419th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 486th in the regionMost Stationary: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 552nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 560th in the regionMost Cultured: 604th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 604th in the regionLargest Black Market: 610th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 674th in the regionMost Developed: 699th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 163 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Dalimbar, Fujai, Kittenlicious, Greg Tucker, The 9 Stars, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Denieria, Merbija, The Undivided, Wickedly evil people, El Facil, Zogradia, Pandaland III, Shaktirajya, Liberillia, DiscGolfLand, The United Republic of Westend, Glorious Existence, Kisovec, Common Good, Oronia, Condonohia, Oometz, Archonina, New Belia, Greynne, Ferroia, Lynier, Numpties, Mathematania, The Anti-Social Socialists, The Free States of Gotham, Mirchusko, Maria, Acropylae, Gryphonian Alliance, BIteland, Bhang Bhang Duc, Barcocoland, Torkvale, Coung Komands, Wyndward, Bran Astor, The Anclave, Papercuts and Skittles, New Velka, WyEast, Champaign, Avadon, and 113 others.Thyrall, Nedtherland, The Father-Land, Futuo, Constantinopolisia, New Puruni, Grandi Fiori, Islamic Jerusalem, Cryland, Doggerstan, Ilmecith, Twisted Duality, Dreamers for Hope, Meedvheyt, Divina Patriae, Marshalia, Comia Noracon, Psikuta, Mercia Regnum, Holmani, Atopias, LightBane, Feral Honey Badgers, Escapitania, Ellcrys, Typhania, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Loegries, The united federation of vooperia, Sensorland, Giovanniland, The Unified Missourtama States, Leukogeras, Orcatortugs, Nevafornia, Great Sheriffdom, Viperina, Hertfordshire and Jammbo, United States of Northern America, America Florida, WaffenBrightonburg, Fumafuma, Empire of Spartacus, Halvard, Varanius, Pastern, Recuecn, The Grandest Empire, Ingentis Novus, Atheist States of Philippines, Etersopia, Bonelandia, New Hana, Darkesia, 3kruimels, Big Bad Badger, -TAO-, Pandaland II, Xupqeu, Macksjdudsontopia, Hoeyworld, Varstov, Muslim Empire, The Fourth Redoubt, Svanland, Overthinkers, Dankinsted, The Technocratic Ideas, Land of hog, Holy Sailia Ladwincoistan, Blessed Refuge Islands in Atlantic North, Kai Wishful, Saint Philip and Laurence, Paschalia, Montreal-Quebec, Arnic, Akshireuya, Euarsia, Kurabis, Fielure, B H A R A T, The PSO Habitation Station, Refugeeria, Liba Zepfaramsianame, Gastenburg, The divisive isolationists, Quevilis, Rineia, Moriari, Novasamita, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, San Mazer, Wagoose, Ladandtopia, The Lynadie Kiternia, Iriso, Resurgence City, Libterraria, Myr Tariniel, Surroosia, Q The Almighty, Kaiumpaakkissery, Organisation of North American Nations, Frenling, Gracelantia, Scationtanland, The Northeastern Confederation, Moot visarjan, Kingtore Desis, RH Club, and E002.

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