The Quesbian Puppet of Whill is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pumpkin Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.928 billion Whiles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hallos City. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The all-consuming Whilu economy, worth 348 trillion liwwas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,801 liwwas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whill's national animal is the nathanian frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Halloweenism.

Whill is ranked 193,622^nd in the world and 32^nd in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,188.61 Standard Monetary Units.