by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 574th Most Influential: 950th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,402nd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Пространство Правильных Возможностей
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.207 billion



The Empire of Willifusland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Violurties with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.207 billion Willifuslandianecs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villafadori. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Willifuslandianec economy, worth 162 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,498 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, every week is blindness awareness week, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willifusland's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sovinofture.

Willifusland is ranked 118,288th in the world and 5,832nd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 574thMost Influential: 950thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,402ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,187thMost Authoritarian: 11,054thMost Cultured: 14,682ndMost Devout: 14,725thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,227th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 377th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398th in the regionLargest Black Market: 431st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 571st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 637th in the regionMost Devout: 700th in the regionMost Cultured: 726th in the region

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