The Republic of Windesia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 596 million Windesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Windesian economy, worth 14.7 trillion Oxagens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 24,612 Oxagens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, genetic research has been halted, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windesia's national animal is the Wensenic Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Windesia is ranked 220,278^th in the world and 9^th in the Quppet Storage for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.