The Paramilitary Republic of Wobbegong is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Akeldama Kremvh Rothsgori with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.833 billion Wobbegongians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Shark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wobbegongian economy, worth a remarkable 7,179 trillion Cey Cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 362,009 Cey Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Wobbegong are blocked up with orders for new public loos, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wobbegong's national animal is the Wobbegong Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wobbegong is ranked 293^rd in the world and 1^st in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 224.01 law-abiding acts per hour.