The Dominion of Wussein is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.497 billion Wusseinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machtwaín. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wusseinian economy, worth 549 trillion Wuses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 220,175 Wuses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 988,573 per year while the poor average 30,306, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, graffiti graces every city's streets, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wussein's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wussein is ranked 8,866^th in the world and 9^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Average Incomes, with 220,175.61 Standard Monetary Units.