The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 43.268 billion Wysterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wysterian Territories City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The all-consuming Wysterian Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,244 trillion VNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 74,985 VNS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,588 per year while the poor average 18,963, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million VNS of property damage, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, Leader's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wysterian Territories's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wysterian Territories is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.