The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Squidina Star with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, avant-garde cinema, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.645 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 226,907 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, every week is blindness awareness week, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 2,504^th in the world and 96^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,626.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.