The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.221 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,094 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 411,953 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 1,004^th in the world and 43^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,331.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.