Population | 44.393 billion |
Capital | Ravennii |
Leader | Emperor Alarik Ta'anit |
Faith | Essene Zen-Tao |
Currency | topaz ring |
Animal | Black Lion |
The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alarik Ta'anit with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.393 billion Xeraphians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravennii. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Xeraphian economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion topaz rings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 49,438 topaz rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, and Xeraph has designated Ravennii as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xeraph's national animal is the Black Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Essene Zen-Tao.
Xeraph is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Mercenary Lands for Most Primitive, scoring zero on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Largest Populations.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Xeraph was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Lowest Crime Rates, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and Safest.
- : Xeraph changed its national leader to "Emperor Alarik Ta'anit".