The Community of Xi Guay Ong is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Sylvia Chan with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 20.495 billion Singaporeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulau Ujong. The average income tax rate is 14.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth a remarkable 3,513 trillion goondus a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 171,419 goondus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Big game hunters travel to Xi Guay Ong to try their hand at shark-shooting, weather reports simply advise Singaporeans to 'look outside', children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xi Guay Ong's national animal is the dikosh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xi Guay Ong is ranked 304,806^th in the world and 15^th in Khuzifenq for Fattest Citizens, with 3.25 Obesity Rate.