The Estado of Xochicalco is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Valentino Villacrés with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.895 billion Xochicalcoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miacatlán. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The strong Xochicalcoan economy, worth 233 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 60,037 sols, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Xochicalcoans believe manners maketh the leader, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xochicalco's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is Catholicism.

Xochicalco is ranked 169,275^th in the world and 1^st in Chiapas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 555.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.