The Republic of Yamagoochie79 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.381 billion Yamagoochie79ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong Yamagoochie79ian economy, worth 325 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,496 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,009 per year while the poor average 14,747, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate. Yamagoochie79's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Yamagoochie79 is ranked 120,310^th in the world and 55^th in Neocortex for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,708.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.